elizabitchtaylor:

she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on

Apr 20 3:03 with 226,549 notes

bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

Apr 20 2:38 with 530,624 notes

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

Apr 20 0:53 with 226,748 notes

weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

Apr 19 17:29 with 323,357 notes

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

(Source: urbxngod)

Apr 19 16:56 with 262,124 notes
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